ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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