I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it was like eating out sand paper
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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