I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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