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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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