so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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