K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
