should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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