her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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