M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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