Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
