I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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