How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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