Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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