god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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