Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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