we have officially lost it.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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