I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I got chris browned last night
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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