My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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