We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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