I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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