Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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