Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I wear drunk well.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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