your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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