Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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