I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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