I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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