Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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