worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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