Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She's the barista slut.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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