Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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