Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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