ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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