so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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