VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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