Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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