I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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