Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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