I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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