apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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