SEEEEXXX PLEASE
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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