how can u be prego again
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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