Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
