We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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