they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
