You kept calling me your small dog last night.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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