Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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