We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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