Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize
