Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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