this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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