Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You can't motorboat a personality
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
