glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
